'For years I thought the lyric in “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”:
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov was Just
like that big pineapple cart.'
Am I Right also has the
following mondegreens for those lines
Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.
Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.
Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.
Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot
Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.
That book by Alvin Koff
That book might never come
Just like the old man
Who's been hit by an apple core