EDNOTE. A FEW DAYS AGO Jansy Berndt de Souza Mello took e-mail exception to what she thought an unduly personal reference to Carolyn Kunin  in a posting from Dmitri Nabokov. The latter responded with a poem. Jansy responds in a verse of her own. I propose an amnesty on the occasion of VN's birthday.
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Jansy Berndt de Souza Mello
To: don barton johnson
Sent: Friday, April 23, 2004 7:35 AM
Subject: there are so many things...

DMITRI NABOKOV POEM FOR JANSY
 
There is an Enforcer named Jansy
who can't comprehend fun or fancy.
She won't fail to protest
 the most innocent jest
 if its theme makes her feel antsy-pantsy.
 
There was no abuse of friend CK's e-mail handle, since she herself has unflinchingly mentioned both chicken and chair online.
 
 DN
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JANSY REPLIES: Here is my answer to Dmitri´s animadverses
 
 Handy Pandy, Jack-a-dandy
 antsy-pantsy in sugar candy
 when we pluck a pen off fancy
 to strike S from cosmic pie
 it still splatters in our platters
 it still risks giving offency
 when we´re dealing aye to I.
 
Jansy